had me coming

Have had taken a picture of you naked?
– mkmk
Made money illegally?
– vist mitte
Had a one night stand?
– mm, nojah. ei!
Been in a fist fight?
– Jaa! Catsiga. V ammu. Mitu aastat pole ette tulnud enam.
Slept with your best friend?
– Kõrvuti ühes voodis maganud küll.
Seen someone die?
– Vist mitte päris.
Ran from the police?
– Mhmh
Woke up somewhere and not remember how you got there?
– Mul on hea lühiajaline mälu.
Worn your partners unmentionables?
– Ei.
Fallen asleep at work?
– Mkmk.
Used toys in the bedroom?
– Mul on kaisukaru. Ja Jänks. Ja punkar-Alar.
Ran a red light?
– Häbi tunnistada, aga on juhtunud. Ei pannud foori olemasolu tähele.
Been fired?
– Eip
Been in a car accident?
– Jah. Kokku vist kolmes.
Pole danced or done a striptease?
– Eip. Stripp-pokker obviously ei loe.
Loved someone you shouldn’t?
– Jah.
Sang karaoke?
– Ei…
Done something you told yourself you wouldn’t?
– On juhtunud
Laughed so hard you peed your pants?
– Jah.. and i still do sometimes
Caught someone having sex?
– On juhtunud.
Kissed a perfect stranger?
– Korra juhtus nõnda.
Shaved your partner?
– Mais naturellement, non!
Given your private parts a nickname?
– Eip.
Ever gone in public without underwear?
– On ette tulnud, olin väike.
Had sex on a roof top?
– …
Played chicken?
– Kui siin on mõeldud seda ‘meerika filmides populaarset tegevust, siis eip.
Mooned/flashed someone?
– Ei mäleta.
Do you sleep naked?
– Juhtub jah.
Blacked out from drinking?
– Eip.
Felt like killing someone?
– Jah. Ma ei ole selle üle küll uhke.
Had sex more than 5 times in one day?
– Mkmk.
Been with someone because they were in a band?
– Eip.
Taken 10 shots of liquor in a day?
– Kas see on mingi uus mõõtühik? Aga ei.
Shot a gun?
– Mhmh.
Gone outside naked?
– Kas saunast loeb? Skinnyt ka juhtub.